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Allow me to pause here and say a few words about the monumental difference between me and all the tourists in Paris. I've already touched on the fact that we did not set out each day with the aim of going to a tourist destination, but rather of going to work, like regular residents of Paris. In addition, after only 2-5 days of clinging to Jen like a scared child while traversing about the city, I felt more than comfortable navigating the Metro system, shouldering past all the tourists standing around with their maps, and occasionally displaying a disgusted sneer or disdainful sideways glance. Furthermore, I went running in the city a few times, like a real Paris resident, loping along confidently on streets that began to feel as familiar to me as my own neighborhood, overshooting the turns on my selected route only about 75% of the time. Finally, and most importantly, I wasn't one of those tourists (even saying the word is distasteful to me) going around speaking English and expecting the French to speak it back to me. In fact, I didn't speak at all, letting Jen handle all communication with her ability to ask questions and order things in French. You will note that I used the word "monumental" at the beginning of this paragraph, and that term was not chosen randomly. As the French clearly erect public works of art for almost anything, it is only fitting that a new sculpture be commissioned to honor my non-tourist, good will-heralding visit to Paris. I just can't be expected to deliver an acceptance speech at the ribbon-cutting ceremony.